THE WALL OF SHAME
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formby
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The wall started off with a clean slate and it was washed down awaiting its new victims in 2016. The first course was always going to be tricky, with its tight fairways, ball gobbling rough and tricky layout - factor in 40mph gusts and the wall was waiting gleefully.
This weeks loser was making his debut for appearance at Formby and when the wall found out about this and his record breaking 10 consecutive blobs, it knew it had his first victim. The scorecard has more lines on it than a tabletop in Daniella Westbrooks house! Welcome to Bunkers...
Dan Alexander
The wall started off with a clean slate and it was washed down awaiting its new victims in 2016. The first course was always going to be tricky, with its tight fairways, ball gobbling rough and tricky layout - factor in 40mph gusts and the wall was waiting gleefully.
This weeks loser was making his debut for appearance at Formby and when the wall found out about this and his record breaking 10 consecutive blobs, it knew it had his first victim. The scorecard has more lines on it than a tabletop in Daniella Westbrooks house! Welcome to Bunkers...
Dan Alexander
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dunham forest
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Playing off a 3/4 handicap is a tough ask - but the wall quite frankly does not care about this fact and will use it to its advantage if at all possible. At Dunham Forest the wall saw one vulnerable victim exposed to this new member rule and decided it was to be his day. To make matters worse, there was a new trophy to pose with at the end of it all and sticking your head through a 'bog seat' doesn't do anyone any photogenic favours. This weeks loser is.....
Dan Pantlin
Playing off a 3/4 handicap is a tough ask - but the wall quite frankly does not care about this fact and will use it to its advantage if at all possible. At Dunham Forest the wall saw one vulnerable victim exposed to this new member rule and decided it was to be his day. To make matters worse, there was a new trophy to pose with at the end of it all and sticking your head through a 'bog seat' doesn't do anyone any photogenic favours. This weeks loser is.....
Dan Pantlin
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bolton
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Before Bolton, the clubhouse banter was the same as usual with one man reminding us he has 'new bats' and was the "Bookies Pre Tournament Favourite". Unlike The Wall, some things never do change! As the round went on, thankfully his smile didn't diminish as rapidly as his golf game, despite the impending doom of having to put his gargantuan cranium through the newly introduced "Wall of Shame" toilet seat trophy [a feat, that with the aid of a shoe horn, was completed to much cheer and laughter]. This weeks loser is.....the President himself.....
Dave Ashley
Before Bolton, the clubhouse banter was the same as usual with one man reminding us he has 'new bats' and was the "Bookies Pre Tournament Favourite". Unlike The Wall, some things never do change! As the round went on, thankfully his smile didn't diminish as rapidly as his golf game, despite the impending doom of having to put his gargantuan cranium through the newly introduced "Wall of Shame" toilet seat trophy [a feat, that with the aid of a shoe horn, was completed to much cheer and laughter]. This weeks loser is.....the President himself.....
Dave Ashley
delamere forest
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The words the wall loves to hear were muttered by this weeks winner only 4 days earlier at Bolton...."I just don't wanna be wearing that toilet seat". After hearing those words, the wall had its next victim before a ball was even struck in anger. To be fair, finding yourself embedded in the bog seat trophy after scoring 22 points is a bit of a tough result - but the Wall is not bothered about numbers - only victims! A new face for 2016, and doesn't he look so happy despite the fear he had beforehand! This weeks loser is...
Rob Botterill
The words the wall loves to hear were muttered by this weeks winner only 4 days earlier at Bolton...."I just don't wanna be wearing that toilet seat". After hearing those words, the wall had its next victim before a ball was even struck in anger. To be fair, finding yourself embedded in the bog seat trophy after scoring 22 points is a bit of a tough result - but the Wall is not bothered about numbers - only victims! A new face for 2016, and doesn't he look so happy despite the fear he had beforehand! This weeks loser is...
Rob Botterill
manchester
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As we all now know, "The Wall" loves to find new 1st-time victims and this week it got itself some fresh meat. He's dreaded the day he would be placing his head through the losing toilet seat [and formerly the wooden spoon] but we've all been there! With 24 points, you wouldn't necessarily expect to see a loser with such a score - but when "The Wall" wants you - IT WANTS YOU! and it shows no mercy. It cannot be reasoned with, it cannot be bargained with, and it absolutely will not stop until your mug is photo'd wearing the mighty 'bog seat'. This weeks loser is...
Peter Woolley
As we all now know, "The Wall" loves to find new 1st-time victims and this week it got itself some fresh meat. He's dreaded the day he would be placing his head through the losing toilet seat [and formerly the wooden spoon] but we've all been there! With 24 points, you wouldn't necessarily expect to see a loser with such a score - but when "The Wall" wants you - IT WANTS YOU! and it shows no mercy. It cannot be reasoned with, it cannot be bargained with, and it absolutely will not stop until your mug is photo'd wearing the mighty 'bog seat'. This weeks loser is...
Peter Woolley
whitefield
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The wall is renowned for not feeling sorry for its victims. It doesn't care if you've been plastered on here the week before, or if you had "one of those rounds". In fact, it welcomes back people with open arms. This week sees the return of a face - welcome my friend, welcome!. After a front 9 he would want to forget [of 5 points] he took off on the back 9 like a scalded cat in an attempt to flee the magical toilet seat presentation. Alas, the damage was done and it was set in the stars that his smiling face would once again appear on this most unforgiving of walls. Fair play to a good sport. This weeks loser is...
Rob Botterill.
The wall is renowned for not feeling sorry for its victims. It doesn't care if you've been plastered on here the week before, or if you had "one of those rounds". In fact, it welcomes back people with open arms. This week sees the return of a face - welcome my friend, welcome!. After a front 9 he would want to forget [of 5 points] he took off on the back 9 like a scalded cat in an attempt to flee the magical toilet seat presentation. Alas, the damage was done and it was set in the stars that his smiling face would once again appear on this most unforgiving of walls. Fair play to a good sport. This weeks loser is...
Rob Botterill.
hesketh
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New handicap? Big improvements since the start of the year? Victories at his home course this year?....."pffffttt" said The Wall. It clearly cares not for reputation and current form. In fact, The Wall slipped on its finest leather boots, polished the toe cap and prepared itself to provide that all too famous 'kick up the arse' that golf often seems to find after any recent good rounds, when you think you've cracked this frustrating game. This weeks loser is...
Ben Warden
New handicap? Big improvements since the start of the year? Victories at his home course this year?....."pffffttt" said The Wall. It clearly cares not for reputation and current form. In fact, The Wall slipped on its finest leather boots, polished the toe cap and prepared itself to provide that all too famous 'kick up the arse' that golf often seems to find after any recent good rounds, when you think you've cracked this frustrating game. This weeks loser is...
Ben Warden
mottram hall
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New clubs, new clobber and a new GPS shot tracking device. The man had it all. What he didn't have, was an inconspicuous face that would avoid the scouring Wall of Shame as it hunted down its next victim. Fortunately, he didn't get three blobs in a row - which on the back of a score of 15 points, is some achievement. Despite the horror show that is his score card, he was still in good spirits, and that is what this frustratingly brilliant game is all about! This weeks loser is...
Graham Smith
New clubs, new clobber and a new GPS shot tracking device. The man had it all. What he didn't have, was an inconspicuous face that would avoid the scouring Wall of Shame as it hunted down its next victim. Fortunately, he didn't get three blobs in a row - which on the back of a score of 15 points, is some achievement. Despite the horror show that is his score card, he was still in good spirits, and that is what this frustratingly brilliant game is all about! This weeks loser is...
Graham Smith
CHILDWALL
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It's been a while since the wall has been treated to the Chairman's presence - but it's been hunting him down enthusiastically of late. Graham just happened to get caught in the slipstream of this. The pair were playing opposing games, with Graham hitting the fairway with almost every drive and Roper finding most piece of rough on the course. Throw in a few shanks, a mishit top and almost missing the ball entirely with one drive and it was definitely not a round for the scrapbook - "pathetic Roper, absolutely pathetic son!" said the wall - and it was probably being kind!This weeks losers are...
Graham Smith & Andy Roper
It's been a while since the wall has been treated to the Chairman's presence - but it's been hunting him down enthusiastically of late. Graham just happened to get caught in the slipstream of this. The pair were playing opposing games, with Graham hitting the fairway with almost every drive and Roper finding most piece of rough on the course. Throw in a few shanks, a mishit top and almost missing the ball entirely with one drive and it was definitely not a round for the scrapbook - "pathetic Roper, absolutely pathetic son!" said the wall - and it was probably being kind!This weeks losers are...
Graham Smith & Andy Roper
wallasey
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The wall decided that today, they were going after fresh meat - a new victim. The only way to guarantee that was to ensure that the weather God's were onside a shocker! What worse place to get poor weather than on the coastal links at Wallasey. However, what was to come, not even the Wall could anticipate. One point on the front 9 with 8 blobs on the spin - thats gotta hurt!!! His scorecard contained more zero's than a Bill Gates bank statement, alas this weeks loser was not going to find himself anywhere the money. Finishing with 12 points over all, his head was always going to be gracing the magical 'bog seat'.
This weeks loser is...
Paul Davies SNR
The wall decided that today, they were going after fresh meat - a new victim. The only way to guarantee that was to ensure that the weather God's were onside a shocker! What worse place to get poor weather than on the coastal links at Wallasey. However, what was to come, not even the Wall could anticipate. One point on the front 9 with 8 blobs on the spin - thats gotta hurt!!! His scorecard contained more zero's than a Bill Gates bank statement, alas this weeks loser was not going to find himself anywhere the money. Finishing with 12 points over all, his head was always going to be gracing the magical 'bog seat'.
This weeks loser is...
Paul Davies SNR
vale royal
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Golf has a way of kicking a man when he believes he has 'turned a corner' and they are starting to play some solid stuff. The Wall is then there to make sure that it captures these men at their lowest ebb. This weeks loser has been in recent hot form and was starting to find himself regularly in the top 5 spots. However, the wall saw its chance and grabbed it with both hands at Vale Royal as the ball was hooked and sliced more times than a Rick Stein recipe.
This weeks loser is...
Allan Gannon
Golf has a way of kicking a man when he believes he has 'turned a corner' and they are starting to play some solid stuff. The Wall is then there to make sure that it captures these men at their lowest ebb. This weeks loser has been in recent hot form and was starting to find himself regularly in the top 5 spots. However, the wall saw its chance and grabbed it with both hands at Vale Royal as the ball was hooked and sliced more times than a Rick Stein recipe.
This weeks loser is...
Allan Gannon
wigan
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The wall was excited this week....in fact, we actually think a trickle of wee came out! Why? because it heard those 3 magical words of "3-man team" and the Wall knew it was getting to ruin more than one members golfing week. Its not often you can slay multiple people with one fell swoop but this week it was possible to cut down some prominent voices within Bunkers and the wall loved it. Judging by their little faces, the three lads on the receiving end of enjoyed it too. Losers!
This weeks losing rabble are...
John Morrison, Bobby Barrow & Keith Long
The wall was excited this week....in fact, we actually think a trickle of wee came out! Why? because it heard those 3 magical words of "3-man team" and the Wall knew it was getting to ruin more than one members golfing week. Its not often you can slay multiple people with one fell swoop but this week it was possible to cut down some prominent voices within Bunkers and the wall loved it. Judging by their little faces, the three lads on the receiving end of enjoyed it too. Losers!
This weeks losing rabble are...
John Morrison, Bobby Barrow & Keith Long
ormskirk
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There's people that the wall loves to 'have off' and then theres people that our members would like to see the wall 'have off'. This weeks loser falls right royally into the later category. It seems such a long time ago that he spoke of "The Givnan-Slam" and those halcyon days. As he dragged his golf weary frame down the 18th, he knew his grid was going to be all over the wall. A quick glimpse of a reprieve was offered with the news of a card playoff, but the wall stepped forward, wagged its finger and said "not today sunshine, not today".
This weeks loser is....
Kev Givnan
There's people that the wall loves to 'have off' and then theres people that our members would like to see the wall 'have off'. This weeks loser falls right royally into the later category. It seems such a long time ago that he spoke of "The Givnan-Slam" and those halcyon days. As he dragged his golf weary frame down the 18th, he knew his grid was going to be all over the wall. A quick glimpse of a reprieve was offered with the news of a card playoff, but the wall stepped forward, wagged its finger and said "not today sunshine, not today".
This weeks loser is....
Kev Givnan
warrington
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When a member is in the car park before a round and says, "I need to leave early, so if there are any photos to be taken [for the Wall of Shame] you may have to use an old one", then it shows the strength of the hold that the Wall can have on a man. Crumbling before a ball is struck. Now, thats proper fear!. Another round to erase from the memory banks and he's left hoping there's going to be a few repeat "Wallers" between now and the end of the season or else he will be the first annual engraving on the now famous bog seat!
This weeks loser is....
Rob Botterill
When a member is in the car park before a round and says, "I need to leave early, so if there are any photos to be taken [for the Wall of Shame] you may have to use an old one", then it shows the strength of the hold that the Wall can have on a man. Crumbling before a ball is struck. Now, thats proper fear!. Another round to erase from the memory banks and he's left hoping there's going to be a few repeat "Wallers" between now and the end of the season or else he will be the first annual engraving on the now famous bog seat!
This weeks loser is....
Rob Botterill
preston
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The wall decided this week that it was going to be a committee members face that was plastered all over it - but which one?
To be fair, with the bottom 3 places at Preston being occupied by the Chairman, the Treasurer and The Captain there was a lot of anticipation come announcement time. But fresh back "off tour" and announcing himself as the pre tournament bookies favourite did little to assist this weeks loser, who was then cursed by The Wall with a severe bout of "The Shanks".
This weeks loser is....
El Capitano - Steve Evans
The wall decided this week that it was going to be a committee members face that was plastered all over it - but which one?
To be fair, with the bottom 3 places at Preston being occupied by the Chairman, the Treasurer and The Captain there was a lot of anticipation come announcement time. But fresh back "off tour" and announcing himself as the pre tournament bookies favourite did little to assist this weeks loser, who was then cursed by The Wall with a severe bout of "The Shanks".
This weeks loser is....
El Capitano - Steve Evans
grange park
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The Wall has been looking for fresh blood for a while and with a recent influx of returning guests playing at Bunkers events - with a view to being future members - the wall locked its eyes firmly on a target.
Coming home well off his usual pace and finding himself plastered in here.
This weeks loser is....
Craig Greenwood.
The Wall has been looking for fresh blood for a while and with a recent influx of returning guests playing at Bunkers events - with a view to being future members - the wall locked its eyes firmly on a target.
Coming home well off his usual pace and finding himself plastered in here.
This weeks loser is....
Craig Greenwood.
haydock park
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Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear......The Wall really has took a shine to this fella....he's now possibly the pre tournament bookies favourite to end up on here after each event. The Wall likes his jokes, its likes the cut of his jibb, but also likes that he looks so comfortable plastered all over this place. Another round to forget for the President
This weeks loser is....
Dave Ashley
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear......The Wall really has took a shine to this fella....he's now possibly the pre tournament bookies favourite to end up on here after each event. The Wall likes his jokes, its likes the cut of his jibb, but also likes that he looks so comfortable plastered all over this place. Another round to forget for the President
This weeks loser is....
Dave Ashley
bromborough
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Right.....Its time for some fresh blood on the wall after a few weeks of total committee dominance! A new victim was carefully selected at Bromborough and from a field of some pretty poor scores came one man who was that adamant he was going to find himself on the wall, he actually romped it to last place. Literally dominated that bottom position and made it his own.
This weeks loser is....
Graham Smith
Right.....Its time for some fresh blood on the wall after a few weeks of total committee dominance! A new victim was carefully selected at Bromborough and from a field of some pretty poor scores came one man who was that adamant he was going to find himself on the wall, he actually romped it to last place. Literally dominated that bottom position and made it his own.
This weeks loser is....
Graham Smith
leasowe
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Sometimes the Wall can be cruel. In fact, forget that....the wall is always cruel. But, at Leasowe the wall decided that someone was going to be really "had off" by ensuring that the conditions were kind and scoring was high. The consequence was that the person finding themselves on here was always going to have played half decent and scored fairly well. Unlucky, the wall takes no prisoners - its just takes what it wants. On the plus side, there was no toilet seat this week and Rob got a sleeve of free balls.
This weeks loser is....
Rob Botterill
Sometimes the Wall can be cruel. In fact, forget that....the wall is always cruel. But, at Leasowe the wall decided that someone was going to be really "had off" by ensuring that the conditions were kind and scoring was high. The consequence was that the person finding themselves on here was always going to have played half decent and scored fairly well. Unlucky, the wall takes no prisoners - its just takes what it wants. On the plus side, there was no toilet seat this week and Rob got a sleeve of free balls.
This weeks loser is....
Rob Botterill